firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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(via confirmance)


1 hour ago // 346,598 notes

wheres-the-pie-bitch:

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

Good luck to everyone who isn’t first language English

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7 hours ago // 282,097 notes


elmntry:

im sick of the lies

(via sorry)

anachronisticsiren:


Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

#MIA ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR GRANDMA?????
A+ tag from camyberry

anachronisticsiren:

Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

A+ tag from camyberry

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holyhells-rising-demon:


thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

I wish I had this kind of hella awesome talent…

holyhells-rising-demon:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

I wish I had this kind of hella awesome talent…

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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19 hours ago // 323,502 notes

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via confirmance)


20 hours ago // 493,805 notes

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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20 hours ago // 9,420 notes

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

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22 hours ago // 563,130 notes

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

(via tdunbar93)


22 hours ago // 233,387 notes

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via sorry)


22 hours ago // 162,035 notes


basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

23 hours ago // 407,504 notes